Thursday, 20 July 2017

Nigerian Police and Their Wahala

Below are some of the Troubles You Face With Policemen on The Road… Why is your laptop bag empty, you want to steal a laptop and keep it in the bag abi? Oya, enter the motor! Oga, this your Range Rover Sport car is fine o. Oya, use it to hit that wall there let’s see if your airbag is working. Oh! So you don’t want to use it to hit the wall abi? Oya, park!!! I say park before I break your head with my baton. Why is your car not having A/C? You want to use heat to kill yourself. You want to commit suicide abi. Oga, park well! The picture on your driver’s license, you carry afro (lots of hair), why do you now carry low cut? Come down now!. Why do you have fertiliser in your boot? You are growing weed abi? Follow us to the station! MAN: He snatched my WALLET and I was about to shout “THIEF” when three HEAVY slaps landed on my face. I didn’t see anything for thirty minutes except STARS. POLICEMAN: Can you describe the stars?

Akpos Joke: Without Gift

Akpos was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them: 1. Bride’s relatives 2. Groom’s relatives He entered the groom’s door and found two doors again. 1. Ladies 2. Men He entered the men’s door and found two doors again. 1. People with gifts 2. People without gifts Akpos entered the second door (people without gifts) and He found himself outside the hotel. 🙂 😀

Wednesday, 19 July 2017

iPhone 6 or iPhone 7

A Whatsapp conversation between Akpos and a girl named Tina…
Akpos: I Love You
Tina: Lol
Akpos: I need you in my life
Tina: Lol
Akpos: You are my everything
Tina: Lol
Akpos: iPhone 6 Or iPhone 7
Tina: iPhone 7
Akpos: Loooool
Tina: Do you want to buy it for me
Akpos: Loooooooooool
Tina: Talk to me na
Akpos: Loooooool

Akpos cries out to God

AKPOS prayed so hard and one day God finally talked to Him.
GOD: My Son, what do you really want?
AKPOS: I want a job, a big car and lots of girls to be all around me..
GOD: Is that all?
AKPOS: Yes…
GOD: Your prayer has been answered.
AKPOS: Thank you God.